How can I get the Pats to have a schedule like Indys next year?

It all depends on what division you're in. You can say the same thing about the AZ cardinals. That didn't stop them from getting to the superbowl last year though. Some divisions will always be better than others and if you happen to play in a weak division then you're going to have a weak schedule. That's just how it goes man. Get over it.